Warning

You're trying to land on a

forbidden planet

The Commercial Council of Magrathea thanks you for your esteemed visit but regrets that the entire planet is temporarily closed.

We are pleased to see your enthusiasm, and would like you to know that the two thermonuclear missiles currently converging upon your vessel are merely a courtesy we extend to all prospective customers.

To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes.

Thank you